Ten seconds left until midnight nine chances to drown ourselves in black hair dye eight faces turned away from the shock seven windows and six of them were locked five stories falling forever and ever three cheers to the mirror now there are two of us can we have one last dance?
(Let’s Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas - Clowns in the Sky I & II
Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in. We’ll gather at the Road House with our next of kin. And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing. We’ll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing. Oh, let’s have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year! Or we’ll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear…
(spoken) Joel: Hold it, hold it a sec. Cambot, stop the music. Uh, Crow, I don’t know if I think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for Christmas. Crow: Hey, what? Like a good action sequence don’t belong in Christmas? Joel: Well, no, it’s just that I’ve never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before. Crow: Well, then grab hold o’ your socks, Joel Robinson, and read on! Tom: Okay, pick it up from measure 20, Cambot. (music)…Lovely intro, though. Very tasteful. Crow: Thank you.
It’s my way or the highway, this Christmas at my bar. I’ll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car! I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till. I think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will! Oh, let’s have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all. And this can be the haziest… This can be the laziest… This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them all!