September 2011
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Sep 1st
jurtsrow asked: The number I pick is 13 mother fucker.
Sep 1st
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jurtsrow replied to your post: jurtsrow replied to your photo: This is the Kitten… Oh is that right? I thought it was the other way around, I normally don’t try to hook up with feces. Nah man it was you. You were stone cold sober too! It was really embarrassing. 
Sep 1st
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jurtsrow replied to your photo: This is the Kitten I may Cat-nap.   Nice cat but who’s the faggot holding it? Just some fat asshole.  But I don’t think he’s queer though.  I hear he’s turned you down at least 15 times.
Sep 1st
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Everyone feel free to ask me more questions!
I have zero plans for the rest of the night, except play Street Fighter IV on PS3 very badly, find something to eat (likely the WC Lounge), and watch Next Generation on Netflix. 
Sep 1st
freekbeets asked: 1, 4, 11, 17, 23
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August 2011
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Aug 31st
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Chopping Mall (20 minute in review)
Holy fuckballs.  Seriously how had I never seen this before?  Also whats up with panties from the 80’s?  Did we hit some sort of panty technology boom in the 90’s?  They bug me for some reason. Also Beef from “Phantom of the Paradise” has a cameo. 
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70. Rudy
For some reason I really want to watch Rudy right now.  If only I was still in High School Health Class. We used to watch Rudy at least twice a month. 
Aug 31st
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Heh. 
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MESSAGE ME A NUMBER - Since someone actually...
…I’ll put it up on mine.  chinosaurus: List 5 turn ons. Describe first sexual experience. Virgin or not? If not what was it like? Longest relationship? List 5 turn offs. Sexual orientation. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Any fetishes? If so ewhat are they? Shortest relationship? Describe best sexual experience. Describe worst sexual experience. What body...
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Aug 30th
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The Curse of Molly Ringwald →
lolslater: So, I wrote something new for AMC.  There is some talk about Phoebe Cates’s boobs if that makes it any more interesting for any of you. 
Aug 30th
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68. Back to the Cat House...
Came home to do some laundry and catch up on TV from the last couple of days.  Time to go back feed some cats, and “enjoy” the rest of my Tuesday off.  I would love anyone forever if they brought me some food later and hung out.  Shit I’d probably pay for the food. 
Aug 30th
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67. Currently
I am drunk and bored. Also not tired enough to go to sleep. 
Aug 30th
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66. My "love" life...
Is non existent.  Just got told earlier today, “Oh I don’t date, I just hang out with friends”.  Uh huh.   Whatever lady, I was gonna buy you a burrito.  But fuck that now. Now I’m just gonna eat 2 burritos by my lonesome. 
Aug 30th
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